‘I’m getting a lawyer and fighting for custody of Harper’: Watch a hilarious doorbell camera parody of two friends arguing over who’s a better dog dad

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Etai Eshet • Editor
Apr 2, 2025 5:00 AM EDT

Imagine your friend shows up at your doorstep, calls your adorable pup, Harper, and then does the unthinkable – he swoops in and "rescues" her, claiming she deserves a better dog dad... and, of course, he's the hero she needs. Sounds like the beginning of a comedy of errors, right? Well, it's exactly that, folks! A parody video 'capturing' this exact moment got me wishing APS (animal protective service) was actually a thing, because I see doggos and kitties that I'd love to fight for legal custody of on a daily basis.

Now, no actual canine custody lawyers were harmed in the making of this video. It's all in good fun, and honestly, who needs reality when the result is this cute? The dog dad in question does his best to convincingly argue why Harper is fine being home alone for a few hours, but he's explanations aren't really landing for his friend. And it's heartwarming, although outrageously ridiculous.

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  • It doesn't matter to me that this confrontation never actually happened; it's the most adorable start to a custody battle I or anyone has ever seen. Who wouldn't want to be the hero Harper's life needs? 

    So, if you're feeling down, grab some snacks, grab your own pups, and hold ‘em close so no one can even think of lawyering up to get hold of them and enjoy this comedy gold. 

    Laughter, puppies, and an epic custody battle in the making is the perfect way to brighten up your day.

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    DEREK PUT MY DOG BACK
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    YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T CALL APS
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    ANIMAL PROTECTIVE SERVICES
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    FIGHTING FOR CUSTODY OF HARPER
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